Cynthia's fall on the runway was a joke - she was in Madonna's outfit from the 2015 Brit Awards, where she was yanked down a few stairs by her cape not getting untied when backup dancers tried to pull it off. It was the one good thing about her performance this week.

Alaska just dances like Peewee Herman every time. Katya was serving 90s babydoll aesthetic with the platform maryjanes, and she sure as hell out-lip-synced Alaska.

On first read I totally agreed with you about Ginger making up a character to pass off as Adele. But thinking about it further - isn't that *exactly* what Maya Rudolph did with Donatella Versace? I don't think I've ever heard the real Donatella say a single word, much less any of the hilarity Maya Rudolph came up…