@Justin: a haiku to match, good sir:

@dcalt21: masala masala so spicy you holla. not really but work with me here. [en.wikipedia.org]

this was common when i was at apple's laptop refurb department.

@xternai: i have dioders in my car.

@RoofCoffeeCup: along with two tubes of elbow grease. sanding plexiglass sounds cooler.

@jepzilla: this hand of mine is glowing with an awesome power... SHINING[golden] FINGERS!

@Nadromac: asteroids in Uranus?

@enlargedhousecat: and a Messerschmidt to you too good sir.

So thats why uranus is lopsided!

@enlargedhousecat: Good shot mate!

@mikehenriquez: Chuck Norris 2, Jesus 0 :P

@ithrewitontheground: go for it, connect four!

@mikehenriquez: as an anti-theist i can testify that i had nachos with Jesus, a sumo, alien, and some yakuza while watching Chuck Norris outrun a rocket on TV. Jesus said he was impressed and admitted he had barely been able to outrun a model rocket. "Chuck norris 1, Jesus 0" he cried into his empty margarita glass.

excuses to reject this app?

@Dalton63841: Now you're playing with potholes.

@armendni: A wood phone would be made by lumberjacks in Canada. Its battery would be made in Russia, a vodka based fuel cell.

@Insecure Penguin: In Soviet Gizmodo, careless Apple engineer only has vodka to drown the sorrow of his lost iphone prototype to.

@JakeMG: ♂ Man: for when a bad comment is good, there's #twilightzone

@Saboth: and what would Jobs combine with? a mac classic, a newton, and an appleTV, with iphone+ipod+ipad arms? worst zord ever!

@RB26Skyline: and radon gas in basements, seeping from the ground below.