@Mike Zuniga is a Photographer Apparently: its unrolled at the top, pushed down one of the air holes.

@Br3akw3y: broke back mntn, bro!

@ataturk returns: a quote for you sir: "son i am disappoint" :)

@Pinzgauer in Hawaii: like they were being poured into their seat and forgot to say "when".

@djlos: a mutated ski mask?

@Blue_Six: what book? harry potter huh?

@GreezyG: ebooks are great on CRT screens, eh?

@sweetgreggo: you can see all the sperm except the black ones.

@MrRainMan: derailed to pancakeville

"Slash your energy bill but planting a shady and edible curtain."

On a Windows machine, Winamp does ipod support.

@Timothy Neill: repurpose splenda or aspartame on fiberglass.

@Annalee Newitz: killing whales for lamp oil and makeup grease while testing it on bunnies and puppies doesn't count.

@smcallah: depending on size... 25k for a small 3 story parking lot size. 300k for a 5 story city block size deep freezer.

@Chyfine: mouth slot no, straw hole yes. puree souffle.

@The Sentient Meat: " They will learn what NOT to do in the PS4..." thats what microsoft said about xbox1 security.

@djdare: like getting crushed ice instead of cubed. same thing, she still gets a nerd who gives her the cold shoulder when the internets come crying to him.

@inanimate-object: really?

@DarkerBlitz: solar panel trailers too.

@EvanSei (lord of the gerbils): insert pedington here.