My 2 year old called 911 so many times while playing Duck Duck Moose games on my phone that the dispatchers finally called me back one day and said the next time he called they would fine us $1000.

I’m pleasantly surprised her parents weren’t arrested.

Were they made in a sweatshop? D&G should just claim it was intended to give credit to the people who actually made the sandals.

It’s pronounced Sla-Ve’...effing heathens

They are so insensitively named, I’m surprised that Urban Outfitters aren’t selling them.

I think they mean you are a slave to the idiocy of fashion if you buy them.

This is gonna sound insensitive but I honestly have NO desire or wish for all these reboots. Gilmore Girls, Full House, X files...the talk of Friends. There is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much good TV out there to waste time on what Emma is doing in college. Who the fuck cares?

Some Puerto Ricans and Dominicans are Black.

From what I’ve read about the book series, there’s just too much rape in it for my tastes. I gather some people find it cathartic or artistically interesting to have Jamie’s rape be an ongoing driver of his character development, but that’s not how I respond to that material. And I was actively repulsed by how the…

Oh my god, every second scene is them having graphic sex, and he rapes and beats her, get the hell over it and quit pretending you’re reading some literary masterpiece, fuck.

Haven’t read the books, just laughing at the fans of the torture porn show getting pissy about an EW cover being smutty.

Wooooooww that is nowhere near "Proceeding with the surrogate" That is "Honoring their commitment to bring a child into this world"

Shepherd accusing her ex-husband Lamar Sally of only going through with the surrogate plans so he could collect child support.

Can you imagine if everything women could eventually regret was made illegal? The first thing that came to mind was seeing The Revenant in the theaters. Also? White jeans. Trendy haircuts. Hooking up with Dave in college.

See also: Al Green.

And though the researchers do not “define what ‘one-half’ of a sexually satisfying encounter” is

same, no shame. and saying the words ‘aunt flo’ makes me feel like a fucking dumbass.

In your, and my own, defense, I’m guessing that far more people understand what “I’m having my period” means than “I’m menstruating.” It’s probably a sad statement about the literacy/knowledge base of the general public, but I’d guess that some people would be confused by the word menstruation.

One of my finest moments late in Junior high was a boy on the bus asking me why I was so bitchy looking, and my response of “My uterus is sloughing off superfluous tissue, and if hurts.”

Female co worker was telling a story earlier and said she wasn’t feeling well this past weekend “because of the moon.”