Agreed. The story is that a 58 yr old man died from the number one cause of death in the US.

Yeah, I kind of feel like 2 donuts at the start of the race aren’t enough to do you in.

Clickbait headline aside, he had not yet reached the point where doughnuts are provided. Nor is consuming them required - they have divisions for those who wish to eat them, and those who do not.

I guess the real lesson here is check with your doctor before participating in athletic activity. That’s less “sexy”, though.

First they came for the Krispy Kreme run, and I didn’t care because I like Dunkin

Gonna go out on a limb and guess that he had some underlying heart condition, since he died a mile into the race and had probably only eaten 2 donuts at that point.

To be fair, people have heart attacks during marathons all the time, with or without the presence of donuts.

Please note he died one mile into the race, long before the eating donuts part. He had a heart condition and would have died attempting to run a mile for any reason. It’s not like he ate the donuts and then dropped dead.

Ashley just reeeeeally wants you to know that she's attached.

I’ve noticed when it’s younger people sharing a Facebook account with a name like “RobandAshley Smith” It’s always Ashley and never Rob who is using it. There are a number of accounts like this that post in my local neighborhood group, and I always ask “is this Rob or Ashley who is commenting?”... it’s freaking…

... what will you be using her intestinal flora for?

I don’t get the damn copper cups nonsense. It’s even stupider than the mason jar garbage. I was served mulled cider in a copper cup and, duh, the cup and handle were too hot to hold for about 20 minutes because copper is conductive. I also went to a bar last year and was served a cocktail in a ‘re-purposed’ tin can.…

This one time I ate a slice of pizza that had fallen behind my tv.

And micro cilantro. It just has that special cilantro-ness that you cant get from regular cilantro.

You guys she lost one of her avocado nipples. Everyone stop doing everything and help her find it.

I wonder if it bothers her that her last name is Bacon. Has she tried to change it to something healthier, like Amanda Chia Seeds?

Literally not one interesting or important thing has ever happened, historically, before 11.30 AM. Stay the fuck in bed, people.

She's totally BFF with Gwyneth, isn't she?

All that activating, sprouting and breathwork must leave very little time for turd enzyme analysis.

“I usually wake up at 6:30am,”