If this had happened in the U.S., the city would have arrested everyone involved and fined them $10,000 a piece.

And likely killed the very next day to be sold and made into some ancient remedy to fend off effects of aging.

Of course! And while we’re at it, why not go further? Let’s ban all transport, all plastics, and all electronic devices. We can even go further. Caves maintain a constant temperature all year round. If the remainder of the population were mandated to live in them, the carbon emissions from heating and cooling could be…

This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?