For me the question is how far can you change something until it becomes something different.

“I never thought it would happen to me”

Ok, I’ll do it:
Dear Cancel Culture,

The fact that you’ve never heard of USC says more about you than the supposedly poor reputation of the school. 

That is sort of what I was thinking. How much prison time should someone do for this kind of fraud? Add to that the fact she also got hit with a fine, she presumably didn’t get the bribery money back and neither of her kids ended up with a degree it seems pretty reasonable.

I agree with you, but one could argue that she is taking a job that could go to a more deserving, lesser-known actress. 

I understand that The Man has her on a profile list, in case she tries to sneak another $250k to score some sweet, sweet college acceptance letters for the kid down the block.

Well, we did need to learn about TekWar sooner or later...

As duly appointed representative of the Mexican peoples, I would like to remind people not to compare Taco Bell to “authentic Mexican food”. Nobody goes to Taco Bell when they want Mexican food. They go to Taco Bell when they want Taco Bell. Thank you.

You don’t know what you’re looking at. Watch the show, it’s worth it.

Now we need a “Seymour’s Steamed Hams” food truck.
I live in Albany, do not steal my idea.

Garfield musical please!

Make sure the underneath of the house gets a good scrubbing, people always forget to do that.

Well, technically (if I understand things correctly) “Taco Bell” isn’t Mexican at all.  It’s “Tex-mex.”

Now that you mention it, the background is clearly live-action, and the thing in the foreground is some kind of... puppet? Statue?

It is a really weird choice of a picture, but in context of the show it makes a lot of sense.   The Red Light Green Light robot is actually pretty well done in the show, and I would guess this was chosen to not reveal to much about the scene.

Or, bear with me, let the blogger and hosting platform know that slideshows are a pain in the ass and serve no real purpose other than to generate more ad revenue.

Sounds like the (pre-pandemic) They Might Be Giants concert I was at!

“Thankfully, you have the option to disable the most annoying features, if you truly hate them.”

“stone-sober attendees dressed in pressed polo shirts, lanyards, and khakis seems soul-deadening”