Why bother trying to avoid it? At most its going to be a misdemeanor and a small fine. He won’t see jail for spitting.

It has Fishburne. That’s good!

I think it has more to do with the fact that you really can’t wholeheartedly hate Walton Goggins than with the writing.

The film also features Dann Trejo. That’s good!

Hey, hey, hey...let’s not go badmouthing Commando, the greatest Arnold movie ever made. Not to be confused with the greatest movie ever made with Arnold, which would still be The Terminator. No, not Terminator 2 (which is more of an Arnold movie than a movie with Arnold), not any of The Expendables, Not Maggie, Not Con…

Not a particular fan of this, and can’t stand Adrien Brody, but how could you resist a film director named Nimrod?! The only other person I’ve heard of with this particular handle, outside of fiction, is the quite fascinating Nimrod Ping, which is an even better name!

I mean yes, but also I feel like an awful black bean burger is worse than an awful beef-patty burger. (And it’s a lot easier to make a black bean burger truly mediocre, there’s a very thin line there)

He should have brought Clyde on stage for some levity. 

I cannot abide this Grease slander!

Eastwood is actually really good at making movies about how violence reverberates and changes everyone it touches. I am not sure whether he means to make films that do this or not, but it is what he is doing. Hollywood is filled with actor that would express more liberal politics that never less give a steady stream…

Passion of the Christ always baffled me. I saw it as religious violence-porn. I am a conservative evangelical minister, and the movie looked utterly repulsive — like a deliberate wallowing in gore. I have never seen it, by choice. The four Gospels purposefully do not jam Jesus’ blood and suffering in the reader’s…

Chris Kyle is probably an example of how the US military occasionally enables and lionizes serial killers.

Isn’t recreating the levels in another game like this basically bringing back everything except the janky controls and performance? In other words, creating a version without the flaws you’re identifying?

Again, there is no legal requirement to protect your rights at all. You show a fundamental misunderstanding of the subject that was more than a mere typo. Moreover you spoke with authority about a topic you have little education in and you literally have esquire in your username. So it seemed to me that you were…

This is all incorrect. There is no risk of losing your copyright if you don’t enforce it. It is trademark that you risk losing for non-enforcement, which has no bearing here. Don’t give these companies a pass for this asshole behavior!

Has the Banjo Union made a statement?

Copyright holders don’t have to take any action at all to preserve their rights. They cannot be lost except by very intentionally releasing them to the public domain. You are confused by trademark dilution caselaw. Please don’t pretend to be an IP lawyer on the internet.

Conan’s one of the few entertainers who somehow completely owns his age but doesn’t feel try-hard or cringey

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