gilbertsnape
Gilbert Snape
gilbertsnape

I’m Dr Josef Heiter, retired, but still very well known as the leading engineer in separating Siamesed engine blocks. Six months ago, I designed a never seen operation, not separating any more but creating. I transformed my three Volvo 240s into a beautiful three wagon construction. Good news, your frame gauges match.

Where else is a headliner supposed to go?

*Obligatory.

All I’m sayin’ yo.

Gives “what’s it going to take to get you to drive this baby home today?” a whole new meaning!

I’m fine with it. Christians have been in control of the country for awhile now and have run it into the ground. Time to give demons a chance.

How about gated levels of fire suppression?

Well clearly it’s not going to perform as well as it would have if they didn’t pre-spin it. Can’t expect a car to keep straight once you get it all dizzy.

Ugh. Worst Six-Flags ride ever.

Drift bus is best bus.

According to my guide, screwdrivers are used for:

The best part about this might actually be all the GIFs that result: