Avisail Garcia is crossing his fingers Prince doesn’t come to coach with the White Sox.

If it’s an import pilsner I say go for it. Craft pilsners are still way too hopped to shit. Would rather drink Budweiser.

Uh, no because people who think “taste” is getting kicked in the nuts with hops far outway the sensible people who are like, “Hey, lots of hops = shit.”

And most taste IDENTICAL.

Would take Guinness over every one of those beers.

Heineken is so fucking good. When it’s not skunked over, of course. Outside of bars, that’s why I always buy in cans.

Lagers (and Pils) actually have lots of taste (some even complex!), they just don’t sledgehammer you over the face with it. Put the, say, top 4 German lagers next to each other and they all have very different subtleties. Put 4 IPA’s next to each other and they all taste like a flower patch just took a shit in your…

Lagers and Pilsners 4 Life. Lagers are about subtlety. Lagers are harder to make. IPA’s taste like flower diarrhea. They have stupid, gimmicky names and it’s only a matter of taste if you’ve been smoking 60 years and need flavor knobs to go to 11 to get any taste at all. Even with domestics you can put down 4 Busch’s…

Questions about the pool - do people wear bathing suits to the game? they change in the bathrooms (yuck)? what about towels? Are there tickets just to swim? Seems so...useless.

However, Greg Schiano will be playing against himself and performing his one-man play, “FUUUHBAALLL MAAAN.”

My Visa Chase card is strickly a Pizza / Chinese take out card. They never seem to my airline miles card. Anyway, every 2 years I use my points to buy a DVD.

Votto for President of the People’s Party!

...all three of those things are cool too!

If he needs to take a day off, I’m available!

What?

Capri Sun’s are good, I never buy them but I certainly drink my nieces and nephews and when they’re at parties. Makes me a lil nostalgic for some goddamn Boku. I do buy Goldfish still and those are delish.

Duh fuq kinda job bans facial hair? Aside from the Yankees...

Dave Dombrowski deserves GM of the century for being able to trade him away.

They could really use the leadership of one Drake Laroche in a time like this.

Haha, awesome! Their debut (?) album still kicks ass, nothing to do with nostalgia, solid record from start to finish.