NBC has a multicolored logo? How sad that all of you noticed that. I wouldn’t know, of course, since I don’t see color. <preens>

That’s really awful.

Cocaine Wine, obvs.

Sherry-Jane Longface

Agreed.

And suddenly I realized...my being pregnant had to pause.

I couldn’t help but wonder...was she even pregnant to begin with?

i dont disagree that having confidence about yourself is always best, but it can be hard after internalizing the stuff you see in TV/movies for your whole life

I have NSFW stories aplenty to testify the same.

OK, Amy Schumer, once again, makes a wonderful, biting, satirical point about sexism in general and in the entertainment industry in specific. I love what she has to say and how she has to say it.

i’d also like to submit that jeff goldblum was the perfect addition to this sketch, rivaled only by the wigglyness of the dildos.

“Reasonable Chub” is permanently added to my lexicon. “Exploratory Tug” as well. Gold.

Yeah my MyFitness pal entries are more like fanfiction

Has anyone else obsessively counted calories on an app, only to find themselves actually fudging the data? Oh, maybe it was only 10 almonds, not 15....that just looks better. Counting calories just makes me lie to myself.

o’nutters

It’s right up there with last season’s great Sally line: “It’s a nose job, not an abortion.” I love you Sally, never change!!!

“I’m sorry, mother, this conversation is a little late — and so am I.”

That and “Sally’s inappropriately young friend wants to bone Don” were two of the more uncomfortable things that have ever happened

Oh my God was I the only one genuinely concerned that Glenn was going to fuck Betty

It's probably that while the prices have risen, the quality has dropped considerably. I have a few older J.Crew items and they were made beautifully. The new stuff? Boxy, thinner materials, and a lot of unflattering styles.