So, I should take my car apart to learn how it works?

The article already has a safety message warning users not to open just any old battery they have lying around without researching first. But some things are actually safe to open! Warning people against doing safe things is a quick way to discourage them from learning.

I'm looking forward to 8 years of Trump if only to prove that our government is a sham and that even a person who a lot of people consider a super villain can't actually accomplish anything

Lighten up. That Great Wall of America building description is funny.

Only if building have a %1 chance fail due to bankruptcy every turn (Wonders have a %3 chance) and have to be rebuilt, cause a financial penalty when they do, and a Wonder can be rebuilt by any civilization if it goes bankrupt.

::checks on how democracy works::
::checks on how politics works::

Someone, mod that in.

Attention! Attention! All you morons. Keep bashing him, fine. Go vote for Hillary. Such useful idiots. She’s counting on you and your I-think-I’m-so-smart attitude. People who like Trump don’t like him as much as they cannot STAND the establishment politicians who are the epitome of hypocrisy. Didn’t you ever wonder…

The more you hate him, the more powerful he becomes...

No small loan of a million gold to start the game?

I think a lot of Christians, especially if the baby boomer variety, tend to believe their experience of Christianity is normative. And it’s not. It’s just not. And we’re not going to “progress” into a proper understanding of Christianity by “regressing” into the 1950s.

Yes, because *all* religions are *exactly* the same.

Also, belief in a god or gods does not automatically equate to wanting a theocracy.

Ben Carson used Hypnosis! ...it had no effect on Steel type RoboRobio.

C’mon now, Bernie has a 2 for appearance, but Mr. Blobfish has a 5. I think Hillary’s media bias should be more like 9 or 10.

Clearly you don’t know most companies don’t give a shit. I’ve had these calls repeatedly as late as 11 and often before 7 AM. I’ve been on the damn Do Not Call list since it started and I really think I’ve gotten more calls since I signed up.

clearly you dont know that theres a law on when companies are allowed to make calls to people in the u.s.

I got so sick of scams and salespeople calling I started yelling expletives into the phone. I’m one of the very few that only has a landline. Late one night I got yet another call, this time at 2 AM. I picked up the phone and screamed F@@@ you! My girlfriend was not at all pleased that the call came from a nurse and…

Have you ever had a telemarketer call? It’s pretty good.

It’s actually some impressively good voice acting of the impressively bad voice acting that telemarketers do everyday, imo. Man those calls are cheesy and annoying.

Have you never experienced the agony of telephone marketing calls? I think the sound clips capture it perfectly.