I read this in Veruca Salt’s voice.

You know, I do actually feel sorry for the influencer because her parents really did fuck up her life, for a while anyway. After all, she was/is the child, and they are the adults.
None of this (faking athletic activity and saying you will go out for women’s crew, or even just filling out the damn application) was her…

You have a canoe instead?

The three kinds of white Root commenters.

Here’s how my day on Splinter News went today;

And the point still is that its some white bullshit. This has nothing to do with politics. I’m tired of each individual white person thinking they are an entire unique universe unto themselves based on some bullshit way that they divide themselves from each other. Liberals do this shit, and conservatives do it. The…

That last email is the one you should have sent first, and it’s a shame you had to let Bret Fucking Stephens hand you your ass before you realized that.

I love how the dogs just keep playing and having a good time.

What the fuck? Is she new to dog park or something? Dogs hump dogs. You pull your dog off (or don't), chuckle and move on with your life.

Four for you Glen Coco!

Nancy will win by using the entire playbook Cady used in Mean Girls, because only Stephen Miller and Jared Kushner have seen the film during their secret slumber parties.

Not my best photoshoppery, but I am just gonna leave this here, because my father, the inventor of toaster streudel, would not be too pleased to hear about all this. Nancy for the win!

Yup. As soon as these shits started getting painted as victimized angels, I started shouting that they were assholes in MAGA hats bused in from a boys school to protest women’s reproductive rights. Even if the black men and the native protesters started shouting at them, they deserved it.

Fuck that smirking little maggot-ass whiteboy.

If that picture isn’t a perfect distillation of 400 plus years of white colonialism, I don’t know what is.

totally agree with the parental angle. that’s what i saw too: a bunch of prick kids who were raised by maniacal trump supporters and forced to go on a pro-life march because that’s all they know. apparently no adult was around to keep these little fuckers in line. 

We would have gotten details of the weed they snuck with them on the trip.

White privilege is the media falling over itself to apologize when it thinks it misread a situation. If these were African-American kids, we never would’ve seen alternate video or explanations.

Fuck everyone in the room who didn’t stop this. 

Yes, WITH YOUR MOM.