When I was 13 I used to have to melt the skin off my own hand with a blowtorch, take a picture on film and get it developed at the drugstore, and then mail copies to all my friends.

kids these days....

I think her sexuality is “attention”. Right now, Abby = Attention, so it works for her, I guess.

In my humble opinion....Alec ain’t wrong.

Poot, my darling, my dove, I am here. Hanging on your. every. word.

Do go on. *chinhand*

Also pregnant, and I have also gone from 100% to 1000% pro-choice.

I have always been pro-choice, but pregnancy has increased my conviction tenfold. I live in NY and had amnio at 17 weeks. The safest time to get amnio is between 16-18 weeks, and it can take 3 weeks to get the full results. That means, by the time you find out your child has a genetic defect, you could be 21 weeks…

I’m exactly the kind of pretentious jerk who would drink organic wine, actually.

“Huh, I never heard of that one.”

I remember in the aftermath of the election thinking to myself “and now I won’t even be able to truly enjoy the Twin Peaks reboot.” Maybe now I will.

There is a 0% chance that 45 doesn’t say something totally insane, even for him, on this trip. It is going to be long, boring, and he won’t be able to go golfing. He is going to be grouchy as a baby on a roadtrip with a dirty diaper.

I’m Canadian (hence the “Crown” part of my sn). It’s a different ballgame up here I think. Law enforcement down there is all about taking a pound of flesh.

I think on some level I already knew that. We all did.

Settle down and finish your pizza rolls.

i went to one of those performances too and it was beautiful! i was happy that she made it to town.

I’m living on mostly rice, these days, but still subscribe to the New Yorker.

As someone who is 100% not a pets person I totally agree with you....meanwhile, we in the west still consume the incredibly cruel fois gras and veal as well as a whole host of other foods that are causing mass extinctions accross the planet. I’m honestly not trolling when I say I see absolutely nothing wrong with…

I am probably going get a lot of shit for this (I am not a troll, I swear), but the animals people get upset about eating and not eating have just never made sense to me. Like cows, ok. Pigs, ok. Horses, NOT OK. Dogs, NOT OK. Is it level of cuteness? Like Fido is your bff but a baby pig could be someone else’s bff and…

There’s no conspiracy.