Just a ‘lil FYI here... THE JUDGE IS A WOMAN.

The judge is a woman.

I’ll just leave this here...

Or just eating a fucking carb finally after 10 years of being David Foster worthy skinny.

Don’t forget the sillicone breast implant leakage and the mercury in her fillings. Good god.

She is the worst addition ever. Like even worse than that chick from Quogue.

I am scared to think about how much abuse I would endure just to be able to fly private

While I much prefer your quote, the actual one is this:

I was at the Britney show last night. She brought him onstage and leashed him like a dog and walked him around on all fours. It was oddly satisfying for us In Sync fans.

I think she is “friend of a housewife” status so 18k. ( I know that because brandi told howard stern the payment structure and I also listen to that) AAAAUUGHHH!!!!

Yes she gets paid. Kyle said it on heather dubrows podcast like two weeks ago. I need to go stick my head in an oven now. I can’t believe I know all of this.

If hitpeople were true capitalists they would ask every person they were hired to kill for more $$$ NOT to kill them. I mean that just makes good business sense.

Their PJ’s are the BEST too!

I don’t even know what it would be like to have nipples that far up my breast. I’m sad now. Must go gaze at tiny terror that caused severe nipple drooping and make myself feel better about life choices.

I’m looking at adding a rower to our garage stall coverted into a home gym. Are they all like 2k and above?

Calcutta gold is one of the most popular marbles right now(it’s white with grayish/goldish veining basically every fucking kitchen on Houzz.) she has lost her marbles if she thinks it’s that hard to find.

Baby rabbits are extremely hard to keep alive. :(

Setting my DVR, thanks!

Kate, I FEEL YA on growing out those bangs.

The lemon grove!!!