Lions only go after the gazelles they perceive as weak. Start being a bitch like goingtoab said. You're carrying her spawn, the least she can do is give you seconds on the mashed potatoes.

Pocket rocket?

Lululemon or any of the ones at Nordstrom. I'm preggo so I live in them.

I told my doctor my birth plan was don't die. That's it.

Whoa. You are HIS daughter. You are completely entitled to living your own life. Do not for one minute feel like you are abandoning him. He is an adult who needs to transition out of rehab and back into the world without you holding his hand. Does he not have siblings to help? If he relapses it is not your fault. Go…

That would be so awesome.

My hubs is in the wine business too. Have you been on winejobs.com yet? Are you in a winery region? Sounds like he'd be awesome at managing a tasting room.

To help with the nail biting you should try getting short (tasteful!)acrylics or a gel polish. It helps me. After like two applications(basically a month) it might cure you since you really can't chew on those.

Get a colonoscopy just to be sure it's not something more serious.

I totally feel you on the teen porn thing. Have you gone through counseling? The question is this: after the divorce are you prepared for your daughter to be subjected to his new girlfriends every other weekend? Another 10 years is a fucking long time but if he's got questionable morals do you trust him to raise your…

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I cosign on the elderly parents talk. Also, really get down and dirty with the finances. Credit scores, debt of each person, credit card styles( do you pay it off each month? Or don't mind paying interest?) 401ks, retirement planning, college funding(will he contribute for a child that isn't his?) joint accounts or…

In college, my guilty pleasure was to watch her on the weekends. She is my favorite kind of nut bag.

You return the favor with pushing a watermelon out of your vagina.

We are married to the same man apparently.

Sounds like you are. I stayed with my ex for 7 years waiting for him to get his shit together. When I met my husband who had it together financially and career wise it was such a breath of fresh air and made me mad I didn't have the courage to leave him years earlier. Do you have kids together?

I'm a pro photog and shoot with the MK III. I pair it most often with a 50mm 1.2 and it creates amazing images. I agree with the other commenter that some of these are definitely not for the average consumer. ( my kit is over 6k) but I would encourage people that are looking to upgrade to find a used a MK II (the…

Oh girl I feel ya. I'm 4 months today and celebrated it by promptly puking as soon as I got up. Here's what has worked for me. Accept that are going to puke in the morning. Hopefully it will end by 12 weeks or in my case hopefully 17 weeks? Just puke in the am and get it over with. Do not eat until noon. It's much…

Pitch perfect!

Why don't you just call him out? If he's being an asshole tell him. What's he going to do honestly? Get huffy? Yell at you? I have found with men they almost respond better to women when they get called on their shit. So he's in the car and doesn't acknowledge you? Turn around, look at him and say, " So, are you going…