Long live Hayley Vaughan!

I know! I reread this sentence over and over again. Like, In exchange for good hair she will take the good lighting? Is she trying to be deep? What is going on in this word salad?

Yeah, that’s the problem with this new statement. Without the “Becky with the good hair” context, the comment makes absolutely no sense. Of course it doesn’t make a whole helluva a lot of sense in context either, so there’s that.

Oh and the worst is when the dryer is right next to the changing table. Flying poop AND thunderous blowing?? It’s like the bathroom architect’s way of saying “fuck you, you baby!”

Who talks like this? What does this sentence even mean? Even if there was no “Becky with the good hair” context to put it in...what kind of communication is she attempting here? A light-hearted joke...about what?

She still didn't explain why she said that. Why.

FLAY HER!

I read it and still don’t know what this is but Jay Z with his arm around Cole like a father coming back into your life for money had me rolling.

Um I think you mean The Imperial March, yes? You’re welcome.

The only part that baffled my personal elitist sensibilities is that she has somehow managed to have never heard of Ted Cruz even though he’s been running for president for the past 684 consecutive months. That’s a level beyond just “not following politics.”

If I ever decide to star in a porn, it will definitely because God willed it.

That’s ok. Just leave it all packed up.... then toss it into the deepest part of the ocean.

“God does what he wants to do...”

There is a lot to unpack here.

You know, for a feminist blog, you guys spend an inordinate amount of time writing about people who are only famous because of the men they fucked.

I went on a road trip through Kansas with a potty training 2-year-old who refused to even enter any truck stop or McDonald’s bathroom with an air dryer, i.e. every toilet room between Kansas City and Kanarado. (Real place, I shit you not.)

Have your kids been introduced to the jet dryers yet? They are an order of magnitude worse in the noise department.

plus if you’re shorter than the dryer, like a little kid might be, you’re flinging poop germs right into you face as you reach up to get your hands in the air stream

They have those super loud ones at the library so now we can't go into the bathroom at the library. This is a problem.

You’re wrong.