I don’t mind giving head at all. It’s the nose in the butt thing I don’t like. Don’t want my nose in his butt or his nose in my butt. I don’t actually want anything in my butt.

I’m with ya on that, until we get to poop. There is nothing involving poop and sex that can make for a good laugh and/or a great story. What are you, German?

Waiting to see someone say this - on the side is the only way 69 works.

Cis, straight woman: dislike it on top, hate it on the bottom. On the bottom, I was always getting choked or ending up with a nose full of scrotum. On top, he’d keep moving me around, didn’t really hit the sweet spot, and I couldn’t concentrate on the BJ.