Maybe a life sentence is her retirement plan? 3 hots and a cot PLUS free medical for a senior citizen with a criminal record?

Yeah, she’s mostly harmless but it’s a little gross how Jez writers find this woman so charming and wonderful.

This should hold you over for a while :)

LOL. What a goofy-looking animal. I want one...

Here you go.

While millions of refugee children/children of immigrants/etc. get ripped away from their parents and/or denied access to a country and healthcare that could *actually* help them. Fuck everything.

Fraternities and sororities are largely based on exclusion. As a sorority reject, I’m trying to define my opinion on more than just my own personal experiences, but there you have it. The “College House” system, on the other hand, is awesome. Like Rice University here in Houston, first year students are randomly…

I can honestly say I didn’t know this had a term attached to it. Stealthing? Ugh, that’s messed up.

As someone who has had an eating disorder and whose partner currently has one, this show makes me want to vomit out of sheer horror. It’s basically a how to guide for eating disorders - calorie count, binge purge, exercise until you vomit then exercise some more, obsessively weigh yourself to calculate weight…

I saw a few episodes of this show because one of my housemates liked it. I remember some sort of challenge where they like drew random meals out of a hat and were obligated to eat whatever they came up with. With the obvious goal of avoiding the whole cake and getting the low-calorie meal.

I loved that show.

And weight is such a useless metric for judging if someone is getting healthier. Why not see how much thier 40-yard improves? Or how much more push ups they can do compared to before? Or their improved flexibility?

That’s what I always think of, too. I wasn’t even a watcher of the show, but I remember the reaction. And the winner really was shockingly thin.

One “reality” show down, oh so many to go.

Didn’t one of the contestants say they were coughing up blood after being made to run miles in the heat? It’s easy to get a bunch of couch potatoes to lose weight rapidly when you starve them then work them to death. This show didn’t promote health or a healthy lifestyle.

I have been trying to think back to when I was a teen, and what prevented us from taking our own lives. I think there were a lot of things going on, but I was in a pretty rarefied environment (lots o’ privilege and stuff) There may be some things to glean, though.

“The Kardashians are 80% plastic, saline, styrofoam, and lip gloss, 10% garbage, and 10% skin.”

Those organs are a-filled with the silicone at this point. I’m not sure how safe they’d be in a regular human body.

There’s sausage and then there’s know how the sausage is made.

Please stop writing about these people. It’s not even fun, or funny, anymore. If we all stop looking, maybe they will go away.