Thinking of Walmart as “the water hole” made me smile — but it’s true.

She rides that Rascal scooter for respect!

She looks better every time — here, she’s so delightfully soft serve with sprinkles.

Why would one need to have a special technical rehearsal for a death, as opposed to any other major news? Let alone one involving a twit and a tweet?

I was in my favourite Japanese restaurant (owned and staffed by a Korean/Chinese family) when one of the servers approached me with his English textbook, and a long list of words he didn’t understand how to pronounce. There didn’t seem to be any rules.

We knew my aunt was going loop-de-loop when she claimed to see kangaroos in her condo’s parking look.

There’s the Marauder’s Map from Harry Potter, the function of which seems to be to make its users more confused and lost. At times when it might actuallly be useful, everyone forgets about it.

The late Stephen Jay Gould thought it was random. I’m not so sure, and how would you go about proving that, anyway? It’s interesting to speculate on, though.

Glad to hear I’m not the only person distracted from tragedy by spelling and grammar errors.

Sounds like you’re on the right path.

Not sure about how old your kids are, or where you live, but your kids can help with the grocery shopping; whether it’s just fanning out at the grocery store — “you, get three cans of beans, you, get two lbs. of tomatoes” — or when they’re older, giving them a list and sending them off on their bikes. You can load an…

I love this movie in every legal way. Take the Andys.

When you think of it, it's not that far from what goes in "naturally".

I can only approve of keeping things in proportion. But maybe, with these, they were praying for a male baby?

Many a twofour has changed my life — then changed it back again.

The only long passwords I have a fighting chance to remember are lines from songs, poetry, or other quotations. For example, 2bon2btitqwitnitm2 = To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to

Well, since you mention it...

“Films Are Not Released, They Escape”

Given that there are 1.27 billion people in India alone, South Asia might be a trifle over represented in these figures. What is the death rate per capita?

Also on public transportation. Or anywhere except in your own home, in the bathroom.