Sounds like you’re on the right path.

Not sure about how old your kids are, or where you live, but your kids can help with the grocery shopping; whether it’s just fanning out at the grocery store — “you, get three cans of beans, you, get two lbs. of tomatoes” — or when they’re older, giving them a list and sending them off on their bikes. You can load an…

I love this movie in every legal way. Take the Andys.

When you think of it, it's not that far from what goes in "naturally".

I can only approve of keeping things in proportion. But maybe, with these, they were praying for a male baby?

Many a twofour has changed my life — then changed it back again.

The only long passwords I have a fighting chance to remember are lines from songs, poetry, or other quotations. For example, 2bon2btitqwitnitm2 = To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to

Well, since you mention it...

“Films Are Not Released, They Escape”

Given that there are 1.27 billion people in India alone, South Asia might be a trifle over represented in these figures. What is the death rate per capita?

Also on public transportation. Or anywhere except in your own home, in the bathroom.

Molotov?

"Douglas Adams's" sounds like "Douglas Adams is."

I read somewhere (Strunk & White?) that a single apostrophe, no "s" was appropriate with ancient names: Jesus', Thucydides', etc., but nowhere else.

Well, about time!

Casting my mind back, The Cosby Show was perceived to be not a mere comedy program, but a powerful moral values franchise, and a huge stride for black performers on TV. Thinking of it that way, the concept of Cosby giving "permission" for another role is not as outrageous, given that if it conflicted too violently…

Oh, no more than shouldn't bother not to drink and drive, because Grandpa Joe couldn't be bothered to buy a Hummer.

Not sure, even after your explanatory post, if you understand who the Luddites were, why they did what they did, or how it has nothing to do, or is even the opposite of what you seem to be talking about.

Easy peasy. Your holy scripture, written by God Himself (emphasis on Him) makes no mention of flying. So stay the fuck home.

But there's the problem of the head. Hitting anything in its way, or even trying to avoid it — a pothole, a pebble — could cause the ball to swerve or tilt, and crack! the head hits the ground, or a rock.