Oh, I know. Just yesterday, I was trying to get the attention of an elderly lady pouring over the story in the newspaper. When I finally did, she jumped three inches out of her seat.

Does anyone happen to know if any of the good, or not bad ones are available in Canada?

28. Borscht

Could it be: how fresh was it?

I've been to school dances where "Don't Stand So Close to Me" by The Police was played — and some of the teachers/chaperones and students got up and danced to it, with one another.

Must be reading too many old time-y true crime stories. This is the woman I immediately thought of who was mystified about a body in her trunk.

So the "North American" usage of the word is pretty much the opposite of the normal usage of the word? As a North American, I was unaware of this.

He picked up her shoes, and dragged her around like a sack of potatoes. Doesn't that count for something?

More like Reno, with a beach. Apparently it was considered to be a small, provincial resort town.

Unfortunately, I will not be taking part in a transactional relationship with Ms. Waniwat on Kickstarter.

If the object of the game was to get married first, she lost. If it's to do what you want and be happy with that, who's to say?

If only because Angelina got her blow in first.

As bad an idea conducting a relationship by e-mail and spread sheet is, somehow I think telling the world via Reddit, and exposing him (and yourself) to ridicule is worse.

Where do you think kingdoms came from in the first place? Someone has to be vulgar enough to grab them.

Absolutely the best film soundtrack I've heard, ever.

Of course the Donner Party, and survivors of Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 had cold storage. Alas.

Alice was just beginning to think to herself, `Now, what am I to do with this creature when I get it home?' when it grunted again, so violently, that she looked down into its face in some alarm. This time there could be no mistake about it: it was neither more nor less than a pig, and she felt that it would be…

Not a restaurant story, but it makes it up in weirdness. It's among the strangest things that have ever happened to me, and that's saying something.

Can robots be raped? Debatable.

It's sweet you think that particular scene in I, Claudius was uncensored, but in fact it was not.