To me, "conscious uncoupling" is something these things do.

Yes, Jennifer Aniston, such a girl next door. No wonder the masses love her.

The pattern is the link, but in case it's not working, here is the original page, and here is the pattern.

It gets chilly out there on the space-time continuum.

If only more therapists were of real integrity and value. However, the number of people under the long term care of a chiropractor tells its own story, even though "maintenance" or "preventative" care seems ineffective, or at least difficult to prove.

This is cute, too, but probably more effort than I want to put in:

I combined knitting, coffee, and science fiction — three things that keep me from going over the edge — by making this Dalek French Press. Caffeinate!

Closer to God:

If some "toxic" effects were the price of being on the cover of magazines every week, despite not having actually done anything, I would pay it. The pictures of dear Jen are always extremely flattering, you will observe. From where might the tabloids have received such pictures of this sensitive soul?

Is there such a thing as "general knowledge" anymore? Yes, it was terribly self-centred, anglophile (in Canada, anyway), and all leading to the genesis of the greatest country ever — ours! But old favourites like Great Rivers of the World, and Greek Philosophers: do non-specialists even try to learn these things? I'm…

Oh, of course, any criticism of Tom Hiddleston is relative. It's just that he usually looks better. And that vest was made to be done up.

I guess that's the proverbial trash bag she could show up in and still look gorgeous. She does, but that dress makes me want to hit someone.

My question for CH, Meryl Streep, Julianne Moore, and many others: why not ask your costume designers to dress you? No, of course not in a costume-y way, but they're on the right track. You already know people who can make you look gorgeous.

Interestingly, they do admit to ripping off "The Snow Queen", though not in the way you mean.

"Happiness Is a Warm Gun", sang John Lennon with tragic irony. The shotgun in the hands of Kurt Cobain, another troubled musician, was still warm when his alleged suicide provoked conspiracy theories that blew apart his family and his rock and roll empire.

Because people, particularly people representing mega-corporations, never lie.

Exactly. No company is more jealous of its own rights. Why people are identifying with this poor, wounded, ginormous corporation, I don't know.

I take it you have never read The Snow Queen. To repeat, as above: one girl (not two), snow, reindeer.

Residual cheques are the sincerest form of flattery.

I take it you haven't read The Snow Queen.