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I can’t be sure, but think 2016 is stuck in my rectum.

So you’ve seen all of these movies, have you? That’s great.

It might not be your intention, but you gave me the first laugh of the day picturing the mostly-Muslim women of Bangladesh dancing in a chorus line, and the gyrations and justifications local politicians would have to go through to bring it about. It might actually be a liberating venture.

A physician employed by a sporting organization who does not have the best interests of his patients in mind? Say it’s not so!

Shhhhhh! You have discovered our undemocratic secret society, dedicated to finding, watching, and funding movies that are actually good.

And seven pairs of animals that were considered vital (i.e. the “clean” ones). See Genesis 7:2-3.

But they got the 1950s premise right (man is lonely, wakes woman to serve his needs, and what she wanted or planned is irrelevant, eventually...because they’re in wuv!)

They notice the ship has been transformed into a forest of sorts—as Jim and Aurora have stayed together and planted vegetation and raised animals and lived happily ever after...

I’m sure Ms. Chyna is so disappointed.

I can’t resist more reindeer baby pictures. Look at the little ears! Look at the little horns!

Because the writer, Jon Spaihts, doesn’t science much.

Once again, fuck this movie.

Oh, the weather outside is frightful

Something reminded me of that “someday my Prince will come” gal.

Seriously, fuck this movie.

I was wondering that, too. No children? But since it’s such a long time before the wake-up, the question of incest would arise. Nasty.

Frankly, I’d be hitting the bottle in half that time.

Reindeer look so sweet and pretty. They deserve their fantasy status.