I met a man from Switzerland who not only had never seen a moose, he had never heard of one.
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Those are my top two (usually my only two) charities. But dost thou think because thou art virtuous there shall be no more cakes and ale? We can have both.
Our long national dog custody nightmare is over. Thank you, Judge Danyliuk.
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Oh, no! At least one of them is going to be possessed by her vengeful spirit*, and make mediocre indy comedies.
Funny. Every offensive thing ever is what I said about The Apprentice.
An extraordinary opportunity to commit war crimes and assassinations? Kissinger continues his career as a foreign policy visionary.
Maybe they’re going to push it, or flap their arms. I don’t know.
There! Had to scroll way, way down in the comments to find the one sensible one.
...this is in no small part due to Marie Antoinette and people’s fascination with their young queen and all these outlandish styles she was launching out into the world (with the help of some other people).
What comparison do you mean? The depressed are not necessarily heroes? And definitely not trees? If these are symptoms of a completely balanced mind, that must be my diagnosis.
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The Tragically Hip had some ideas.
Hmm. Let me be blunter, then. Here’s a fact to get busy with, which I feel sure you’ve heard before: “people bereaved by the sudden death of a friend or family member are 65 percent more likely to attempt suicide if their loved one died by suicide rather than natural causes, University College London researchers…
How long before he’s People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive?
How fortunate your condition has given you psychic powers to predict the future. Have you informed your wife and children about the happy fate that potentially awaits them?