Me, too. I have started taking short dresses to a seamstress to get them made into tops.

Also, they seldom go by three names. It’s a media convention to distinguish all the John Does from killer John Richard Doe.

FWIW, there was another teen who was inspired by Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo + Juliet: mass murderer Kip Kinkel. Not that it’s Luhrmann’s or even Shakespeare’s fault, but the play has always had special meaning for lonely, troubled teens.

It’s pretty good. David Tennant is not the actor Patrick Stewart is, but I’ve always pictured Hamlet as a DT style motormouth, so I was happy.

I would cite his ties to the animal kingdom, specifically the chimp family, as a reason for breakup. Sheesh. 

Yes, that’s about as inapt a comparison as could be. Especially since, as a magician, he knew how all the tricks could be done.

Hmm, how could this possibly be done? The mind boggles.

Yeeah, I’m pretty sure blind people have been convicted of crimes before, including murder, even assuming Cosby is blind enough to not be able to distinguish faces. Hope someone is following him around with a video camera for a sting.

Even that pathetic excuse is a failure. To the left is a banner from Alabama, and there are many similar to be found. So much for being “edgy”.

No point in addressing this comment to any one person, since it applies to many: you know what else you “literally can’t move without”? Your head. Your arms and legs. Your lungs.

Me, too! I live in a large city where most people still move like they’re in a small town, or at the mall. In New York, I’m like fish swimming smoothly with thousands of fishes like me.

Amy has her talent and her fans, but there are some people better not heard from until after the election, and she is one. That’ll do, dear.

I’d like to see Trump try to grab her pocketbook!

Holy crap!

One week later... (!)

If memory serves, that particular child went insane, ended up in jail doing hard time, and burned in hell forever. So, not at all an over reaction.

Oh, for heaven’s sake. If Kendall Jenner impersonated a model, would the models complain?

Because dogs (how does a dog report he saw a ghost, rather than a fiend, by the way?) and children have less knowledge about what things actually are, and therefore their wee minds move easily from don’t know to — spooks! My nephew and his dog were terrorized by the same plastic bag.

You missed it?! It’s already been broadcast, and the biggest hoser was SPOILER Justin Bieber. Congratulations to all!

Besides six months in jail, Meehan will serve 18 months of home confinement and 40 months of probation, and will be required to participate in a mental health treatment program.