Gingers. They’re always the worst.

But what if he were a white cat?

How nice. Now, how many of his diverse models get paid?

I love your story! Children have the concept of authority, but not of expertise or objective knowledge. And I emphasize: children.

Because it’s a mediocre first film, featuring angelic visions, in the myth-making vein of Mel Gibson’s The Patriot? That’s reason enough not to see any film.

Is the Pope Catholic? Yes, sadly he is. (Warning: autoplay)

Kim’s going to get paid out of this kaper, somehow. Next up: paid interviews about her anguish over her nightmare.

That’s so true. They are a work of art against the skin of her neck.

Not a fan of the ankle-strap shoes on her. And it’s either the headscarf, or the diamond drop earrings. Not both. But I agree: mostly well-played.

And yet if the pants were hemmed, and worn with a sexy jacket...perfection.

Ugh. She can stay where she is. Or she and John Waters can fight a cage match with Manson and his ex for her freedom. I don’t care.

Not having seen the special, I have a question — how were the expert opinions phrased? Anyone can have an opinion, and voice it without legal penalty, as long as it’s clear it’s just an opinion. “I think Burke killed Jonbenet” — if I stuck my name on that statement could I be sued, whether or not I presented myself as…

I think (or I hope) no one is suggesting it is a deal breaker, but as someone not into games, I thank you.

Well, thank God (sic) for that.

Come to think of it, turnabout is usually fun.

Not that Disney has never had a stupid idea, but are the Chinese people really that hungry to see a cheesy interpretation of their culture by foreigners? Maybe they should do the same — produce product for the American audience, with white actors, but written, directed, and produced in China.

Well I am suggesting it. And every day gives me a little more ammunition.

Being paid out by an insurance company usually involves being available for questioning by police, and generally behaving like someone who wants the thieves to be caught. Being a wealthy foreigner is somewhat different, of course, since it would be easier for her to get back and forth. But why can’t Kim stay in Europe…

So many young fogies in the comments: “I saw a couple of the movies on the list, which I thought were boring or I didn’t understand them, and therefore everything else is pretentious and artsy, and I am a common and therefore righteous man who just wants to get back to my popular movies PLEEEASE!!!!” Oh my god, the…

I don’t see why you can’t be a Catholic and pro-abortion. If you go by the Bible, God seems positively cavalier about fetuses, and is even prescribes abortion in cases of adultery (see Numbers 5:21-27)