I know this is Jezebel, but could this article try not to be ridiculous?

So a room (full of men) is arguing about whether girls (who are not men) who went through the trauma of being physically and sexually abused (by men) for extended periods of time should be forced to carry out a pregnancy (something that will never be experienced by (cis) men) that resulted from said abuses, furthering…

The difference is Blake’s family has money and connections and Leighton was born in prison to a single mother.

That new jacket on Jaime!!

Gotta disagree on Joan. Yes, she’s feeling pulled in different directions; yes, she’s resentful that her life isn’t as footloose and fancy free as is demonstrated by her fling. But she’d NEVER give Kevin away. That whole scene was pure sarcasm, her underlining to Richard exactly what came out of his mouth, no matter…

Joan was being sarcastic when she said she would abandon her son. At least I took it that way.

Yeah I was like “gurl you need to not try to bone your friend’s dad” the entire time. Also, classic Don: “dad dont hit on my friends” “yeah well your friends a slut”

One time I ordered a 4-piece McNuggets and was given a 4-piece McNugget box filled to the brim with tartar sauce.

The Benny Hill theme song. It goes “Dee dee dudududud dododododo dee. Dududu dee dee dudududu do do du dee dee dee dee du du du du dee dee dee dee dee dee dededed, du doodooduud ee dododododoododooo dedldoodoodehdodeeeedo.”

That was not very helpful.

FACT: Bears eat beets.
Bears.
Beets.
Battlestat Galactica.

That was heart-breaking... And this stood out to me

“As the video begins, an unidentifed young black woman can be heard saying to Manhart, “That flag is not yours.” “Actually, it is,” Manhart replies.”

Therein lies the heart of American racism that the students were trying to protest. Black students were unable to use the flag in protest because it does not represent…

It bugs the shit out of me that they were standing on the flag but then I remember that there is no symbol of freedom better than their ability to stand on the flag as a form of protest.

Throughout it all, several of the assembled black students point out that she’s resisting arrest and speculate what would’ve happened to them if they’d done the same.

For some burns, context is everything.

My grandmother was the most polite person I’ve ever known. Not necessarily the ‘nicest’, but in the tradition of fine scottish-descended, church-going, tee-totalling canadians, I don’t think I ever heard her say anything harsher than a quiet ‘tut-tut’ in her whole life. She was…

So basic. Don’t they know that all the cool parents are eschewing material possessions and including “And please, no gifts. Your presence is enough of a gift” on all birthday invitations?