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i wish i had ts clearance. i friggin love secrets.

For fuck's sake. It's none of your goddamn business!!!!! You're not the sole taxpayer contributing to these programs! If a parent wants to get their kid actual Cheerios instead of fucking CardboardCircleO's or whatever the generic shit is so they can feel like they're a fucking human being worthy of quality products

ahhhhhhhh

My husband's best friend screwed my best friend in the vineyard, and then in his car while playing a CD of HIMSELF.

Hey I'm a wedding photographer and even I think that's a good idea. My little sister has around 50 photos total from her family friend photographed wedding and honestly she's happy with them cause she's not really a picture person. If you're not into it then why spend all that money? As long as you can get one really

omg dream night tbh kate & maddie total babes total badasses be still my heart.emoji

My abortion was that easy breezy, and I live in a western, Republican - governed state. My partner and I decided that night, booked the next morning, and while we were young and not financially well off, we put half on his credit card and half on mine. When it was over it was over. That was over three years ago and we

HOLD ON a minute and explain Canadian milk.

Taylor Swift for True Detective season two.

Have you ever smelled that stuff? it is absolutely amazing in ways I cannot begin to describe. Just weak at the knees smelling.

Who has time for that?

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

This is the danger and damage this fucking bullshit of a franchise is doing to the world.

that seems excessive...

I would SO love to go to the Mutter Museum. I've watched all sorts of Discovery and Travel Channel shows about it.. the conjoined twins, the giant colon, the skulls. I'd totally set up a trip to go there, and I'm not a creepy person. SCIENCE! (Okay, maybe weird, but not creepy.)

I met a man in June, found out I was pregnant in August (with our baby!) moved in with him in October, and he asked me to marry him pretty much weekly after that. I kept saying No. One day in February I mentioned about something that might happen when we're married. That Saturday he took me ring shopping and we booked

I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.

I think that your boss *likes* his sinking tragedy. There are such people. They live for reasons why not. You give them a solution, they'd make an issue out of *that*. Show them a life raft and they'd complain that its edges are too sharp and that it hurts their belly when they try to climb aboard.

They're hard wired

It depends on what you consider "every day expenses." And also where you live. I could be set for life with $150k living on an abandoned beach in S.E. Asia or India.