Stop trying to give everybody boners.

The answer is yes.

I'm a pair of anthropomorphic testicles.

Best sex scene
Best nude scene

It's because tempo is a music term and it is featured in whiplash. Right?

"They didn't nominate who/what should have been nominated! Fuck you oscars! *Looks at oscar winners* This is bullshit! The person who should have won didn't!" Fuck you oscars!"- Every ceremony of every year

My name is Shia LeBeouf and I approve this message!

It's "speculative fiction" because it could actually happen unlike sci-fi which requires space ships and monsters. Then she says she sometimes works in "social science fiction". Jesus fucking christ. Literary elitists sound exactly like metal elitists where they engage in these jerk off labeling debates, further…

RESPECT THE COCK!

It feels kind of bizarre to me honestly. Maybe that's just because we aren't used to seeing the ages reversed but it just feels like an odd pairing. Like how the hell did that start?

Why the fuck is there some eyes wide shut mansion style building in the background? Is that where all BDSM style sex takes place? In giant castle mansions with sex dungeons? And yes I did click on the link. I do it so you don't have to.

They do the reverse of a typical rich/famous person relationship of an old man and a young woman. She's 47 and he is 24.

If you got penis in this movie you know it would be swinging down low rather than wobbling uptight.

The inner goddess is silent in the film version. I guess we shouldn't be surprised they put a ball gag over it.

The alcoholic beverage or a handjob? Both? At the same time?

I thought from the trailer is was pg-13 schlock but apparently it's a violent ass pretty good movie. Maybe not a theater experience but probably still worth watching one way or the other.

The film just did not do anything for me, back when I watched it however many years ago it was. Watching old people suffer just was not emotionally resonating for me since I never was invested in the characters. I felt like i was never given much to bond with them over and thus I didn't care. I remember not really…

*Spike Lee tweets A.A. Dowd's address.* We're still doing this meme right?

"Who's that casting devious stares at my erection"

It gives me a chance to do that scene in the departed where Jack Nicholson meets matt damon at a porno theater except I'll be doing it for real.