*Music speeches, business card, cat atm, morning routine, sex scene* I've saved everybody the trouble of posting the fuckawesome bits from the film.

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

A native american/indian music group I've listened to has a line in one of their songs about ol' AJ. "How would the Jews feel if Hitler was on the twenty dollar bill."

Are you ElDan?

How do these huge bombs by these siblings keep getting made? Are they really that rich? People must be banking on them making another matrix trilogy. The matrix is passable/mediocre/okay at it's best. Also why in the fuck are you choosing Kunis and Tatum for leads? This looks like absolute schlock and cue the…

Every single image has so much going on.

"Kyle,you see, was a real person. Sort of." Did anyone else find this line funny?

New Breitbart Headline Tommorrow: AVC Continues It's Hate Campaign Against America

Did you have anybody be like "lol bread and circuses for the dumbass masses we living in rome fuck this distraction". This is a common complaint about how entertainment and such is a distraction from real big issues. I was thinking about this today and even if entertainment was gone I would not doubt people still…

KATY PERRY DIDN'T JANET JACKSON THAT SHIT FUCK IT!

Ok for anybody who does not know Breitbart shit its pants over Sean O' Neal's article on that steakhouse guy who banned Rogen and Moore from his eateries. The author got in shit fights with people on twitter (O' Neal, our commenters) and the comment section of the article is funny and pathetic at the same time. Check…

YOU POLAR BEARS HATE AMERICA THAT'S WHY WE DRIVE BIG SUVS AND TRUCKS TO MELT YOUR ICE CAPS FASTER, IF GLOBAL WARMING EXISTED THAT IS AND WASN'T SOME LIBERAL CONSPIRACY!

Banshee related observations

Say please and you shall receive.

That fight scene was the fucking shit. Camera movement in and out of the car, insane. I MEAN HOLY FUCKAWESOME! HE RIPPED- *This information has been censored by an alien jesus*. Super stoked to see how the reveal with cop babe turns out.

Haha, I like how this interpretation also works. Thank my shitty grammar for multiple meanings.

Never forget the iconic John Williams Superman theme. Even if you've never seen the films you probably know the music.

HE LIKES A MOVIE MOST PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET DON'T GET HIM!

Director's last name is German. Tons of shit is crammed into every frame. Surprising or just expected?

People keep coming up with weird ass euphemisms for masturbating on this site.