Losing 15 pounds in a week is what the Biggest Loser contestants did, and that was extremely unhealthy for them.

She could lose another fifteen pounds if she had a colonoscopy because she’s obviously full of shit.

“This is a global ad that reflects people from different walks of life coming together in a spirit of harmony, and we think that’s an important message to convey.”

in an exploration of what that truly means to live life unbounded, unfiltered and uninhibited.”

The explanation is worse or almost as bad as the ad. It is a bunch of word salad.

Apparently, this ad was created by Pepsi’s in-house “content creation arm,” because Wieden+Kennedy or BBDO or a real ad agency wouldn’t be so fucking busy navel gazing that they’d let this one past the goalposts.

Truth is, the only person who’s life is at risk is Kats himself

Please...Just call an ad...An ad. This is a fucking ad. It has nothing to do with Lifehacker, it isn’t “gear”, it isn’t a deal and you personally have never tried it. *And* you get a kick back if any sell via this page. Literally the fucking definition of an ad.

Please...Just call an ad...An ad. This is a fucking ad. It has nothing to do with Lifehacker, it isn’t “gear”, it…

This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve seen all day, and I refresh my news alerts. Fuck Pepsi, fuck the Kardashian people, fuck this gross appropriation of significant moments in political culture.

blonde kendall jenner looks like a pleasant morph of cara delevingne and vanessa hudgens.

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

And why are we letting a perjurer be in charge of the Department of Justice again?

The US has a leader every bit as crazy as Lil’ Kim.

Yet another good reason all women should be able to choose whether of not they want to have children.

Does every story on Jezebel about the Kardashians not undermine Jezebel’s credibility? Does any Jezebel reader care about the Kardashians? Not trying to be snarky, I honestly wonder. Why does Jez cover the Kardashians?

I don’t have time to read the article - what’s this about all the Weasley boy’s ID’s?

Why is this the number 1 movie at the box-office? WHY?

That’s so weird. I remember during the campaign how his supporters were so so vocal about deleting digital correspondences, unsecured phones, etc.

Fuck youtubers, seriously, they do NOTHING for the world. And before you claim they are informative and entertaining, so is a god damn napkin with a picture of a dick on it. So STFU with your defenses of these god awful, useless, pieces of human garbage.