...curl up in the fetal position and hide until everyone forgets about her getting obliterated?

Also, “Jonathan Hay”? I see you Nicki.

there’s no way the speed in that video is 115 mph

This is another campaign speech. Devoid of substance as usual, without any specifics, and entirely tailored to appeal to his base.

I would rather give birth to a giraffe.

Is there any chance somebody will run up and slap those smug faces with slices of pizza,?

I know I should listen to this (don’t underestimate the opposition, know your enemy and all that) but I just can’t, and no amount of alcohol could make it tolerable. I’ll have to rely on others who have less of a gag reflex to facile lies to report on what came out of this buffoon’s mouth.

I am deeply, unequivocally done FINISHED hearing his voice. Anymore is sends me into a rage fit. I think for my health I’ll use captions

What the fuck is wrong with people?!

Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed…

“I want y’all to know that that is not me,” Norton, referring to her previous behavior with the Respect the Flag group, tearfully told the courtroom. “That is not me. That is not [Torres].”

Remy shot her friend over an amount of money that was less than a quality weave installation

going back to being white?? You are white dumb dumb

This man is a fucking thin skinned coward. I sincerely hope the Press goes through with it, using the most awful mock-up dummy of Trump they can find, sitting on a chair.

If the world were just, he wouldn’t be attending because he won’t still be president on April 29.

I thought the same thing. I’ve never felt older or poorer than I did when reading that line. My grade school had a “computer lab” full of these:

I watched this in real time. He acted like the question was a total curveball and was beside the point. No, Sir. It IS the point.

Duh the song had lyrics! Lou Albano sang them best!