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And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…

Counterpoint: Fuck Bernie Ecclestone

We’re done here.

Sunderland down. NUFC up. All will soon be right in the world.

Anyone else not in the DC are but planning on going to their local march? I’ll be at the Oakland one.

I wonder why Jon Chait didn’t get that same sense of welcoming from his women friends.

Thank you for following up on this. It’s too easy just to ignore the situation after the games themselves happen relatively hitch-free and forget that it’s still a big fucking mess.

This is not what imagined the second sentence would say. At all.

I’m really dumb, so I read the Fire This Coach every week and say “Fired!” out loud when it happens.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.

Respectfully, the head of the mother fucking CIA was fucking his biographer and deliberately sharing classified information to keep her interested in fucking him and writing his book.

Heroes get recognized for doing something once, as amazing as it maybe... badasses turn 77 say “Fuck it, I could still teach these youngbloods at NASA a thing or two” and straps his ass in for a second go around. Today we mourn the loss of a true American badass. Fuck 2016...

I’d rather not go with someone who has to report to a parole officer. Don’t get me wrong, Petraeus is brilliant, but he had a serious lapse of judgement that was way worse than any email scandal.

Nothing will top the trailer for the shitty Lifetime Brittany Murphy biopic.

What the hull!

Jeff Gordon can drive anything and also scare the crap out of Travis Okulski.

KITCHENETTE 4 LYFE.