At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.

Respectfully, the head of the mother fucking CIA was fucking his biographer and deliberately sharing classified information to keep her interested in fucking him and writing his book.

Heroes get recognized for doing something once, as amazing as it maybe... badasses turn 77 say “Fuck it, I could still teach these youngbloods at NASA a thing or two” and straps his ass in for a second go around. Today we mourn the loss of a true American badass. Fuck 2016...

I’d rather not go with someone who has to report to a parole officer. Don’t get me wrong, Petraeus is brilliant, but he had a serious lapse of judgement that was way worse than any email scandal.

Nothing will top the trailer for the shitty Lifetime Brittany Murphy biopic.

What the hull!

Jeff Gordon can drive anything and also scare the crap out of Travis Okulski.

KITCHENETTE 4 LYFE.

Tsunamis (cough)

OK, sorry, no one was wondering that.

nah

2nd Gear: Honda’s Gonna Make More Big Cars

Yes but...how was the barbecue?

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

You are.

(jk!)

To be fair, Congress passed that legislation, and Obama signed it.

Really?