How bout Ron chiming in on the poor kids dad’s parenting skills.

NUFC Fan hear (We’ve had both Fat Sam and Pards as manager, both are shit), nothing to like about Pardew from my end, if you somehow become unlucky enough to have to watch his teams play week in week out, there is no creativity, no bottle and no ability to defend set pieces

It’s a shame, because Allardyce is a good manager and innovative in some ways

THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS MARAUDER

i’ll be the guy to say GTI

I can’t think of any reason why Smith shouldn’t just go on Mike & Mike every Monday to talk shit about whoever was covering him the day before.

Nah, Glock 7. Ceramic. Costs more than you make in a year.

He’s not at all bothered by this. Now he can devote more time to his start up video game company.

Agreed.

Still nothing pithy to say, so serious will have to do:

Didn’t Jay Leno spend a horrifying amount of money to build a custom RWD Tornado? I think it’s actually been done a few times, but his is probably the best. I think it has 1000 hp.

When the moderator asked how to get started, McCrory said, “Anything you like. No filter here.” Sure, who needs a filter when you posed the questions yourself?

This guy.

Because those aren’t better than the original.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

I really miss Robert Evans spot from this column. He should be brought back.

he was so frustrated and, I’m sure, getting so much heat from Cleveland that he gave me a hard shove into my door to try and continue the argument about McAulay in my office.

Roger Goodell physically assaulted an employee? Is there evidence of this on tape? Or other eyewitnesses? This is huge.

“It is my dream to play baseball”

That’s the Zumwalt’s sister ship, the U.S.S. Beldar.