This was completely intentional, right? Like, what did he expect to happen when he made a racist comment about Native Americans TO NATIVE AMERICANS? Is he just trying to show his base that he’s only begrudgingly interacting with these non-white people, and dropped that little gem to make sure they know where he truly…

My sister’s co-worker was offended because someone said the word “uterus” at a company event. No joke. Not even like in a speech addressing everyone, just like talking to a handful of people.

It is ridiculous. I’ve heard some people using the “she’s really old!” excuse. Fuck that, Angela, all that means is you’re old enough to know better and have some fucking compassion.

Done being attractive, done using make up, done brushing my hair, done brushing my teeth, is that how it works now??

I’m particularly tired of somebody chiming in with “oh but IF a dem did it”, and then defending their hypothetical situation with “I’m just making an observation!” or “I’m just pointing out the hypocrisy!”. Dude, you made it up. It’s not observation, it’s speculation. You can’t “point out” a behavior that you imagined…

I was a teen when texting was new. I remember being a passenger in my best friend’s car when he pulled out his cell to answer a text while on the interstate, looking down, moving thumbs, thighs on the wheel, and I said “what the fuck, dude, just drive the fucking car!”

No, *I* wouldn’t. I’d consider it pretentious and annoying, at best.

A few months into the Trump administration, a WaPo journalist retweeted a call for the Trump faithful to inundate the paper with fake scoops to prove how easily fooled the reporters were and said basically, “Yeah, you guys have been trying this for months. We just haven’t printed any of your fake news because we…

Nope. That take is as ice-cold as the spidery doom-ridden claws reaching from the frozen grave Melania has installed as Christmas decorations.

you would make a great press secretary

No, we wouldn’t. And if you don’t like the articles, feel free to not be here anymore.

I was super-duper worried that he’d get asked a tough question, and then he’d be like, really uncomfortable and stuff.

It’s so cool how the New York Times bends over backwards to give a platform and voice to people who want me dead because of the color of my skin.

By Soviet standards, it’s Mardi Gras

This is the second happiest I’ve been for a couple I’ve never met. The first was when I stuck on a text chain between a couple buying their first house and their realtor. Never met any of the people involved but when Robert and Tia got the keys to their place I celebrated.

Cant believe prince harry is marrying an eighty year old british detective lady … ohhh miss Markle, never mind.

The coat she’s wearing is from a Canadian fashion line, and their website has already crashed. Love it!

And Scientology lawyers never bring just one lawsuit. They tend to flood any targeted person or business entity with tens or even hundreds of petty, little lawsuits which does ties up the defendant’s legal fees, takes years to get through and ties up court time. It’s actually church policy, I believe. They like to…

Yeah, the fact that an actor most people still remember as “that other guy on ‘That 70's Show’” still has a job with a show Netflix could’ve cancelled overnight to no reaction, whereas they fired the star of their flagship show..... Yeah, no shady cult at work here...

The weirdest thing about the Netflix inaction: Does anybody even watch that show he’s in? What on Xenu’s green earth are they keeping it around for?