Sure, but he’s always been thin skinned. The better approach would have been to smile like a goddamn professional and not bring negative press to his movie in a place he’ll most likely never set foot in again in his life anyway.

This may come as a shock, but my ability to complain on the internet extends to a wide variety of issues.

That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.

You’re not planning on having biological children so what’s stopping you from adopting right now? You should adopt or foster as many as you can support, since by your logic reproducing is inherently selfish, isn’t it just as selfish to knowingly ignore children sitting in “adoption centres” when you don’t have kids?…

To be fair, overpopulation isn’t a particularly large concern in developed nations, e.g., most countries in Western Europe have a stagnant or decreasing birth rate, and their overall populations would be shrinking if it weren’t for international migration. Overpopulation is obviously a huge issue in developing…

Ageism is the best ism, because we all do it!

Her “you know, I think you’re asking very negative questions” line drove me nuts. Ooohhhhh no, I’m being asked a very valid question that’s tough for me to answer.... I know, I’ll deflect and call the interviewer a big meanie weanie and not actually answer the question!

After learning about Martin Shkreli’s hate-on for Chris Evans, I don’t think it’s humanly possible for me to be any further Team Cap.

That dog hasn’t been bingeing on GHB for the last decade or two.

Why is no one talking about Pitzush? How do I learn to make my kittehs their own fancy wear? That cat is amazing.

Agreed. But I’m assuming the suspect may have said that in response to a question like:“what the hell did you do to me, you sick fuck!?” Not that it makes the statement any less creepy, but perhaps a bit less sensational.

Next up: a divorce! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, two beautiful B-listers who have successfully conned the world into thinking they’re A-listers (I like them both, but they are not reliable leading actors. Don’t @ me.)

Why bother with time machines when all we need is an address? We can call it “post-offense ballcrushing.” I’m sure it’s a legal term somewhere.

You are blameless. The blame lies with the two men, and them alone. Not with a culture, not with their upbringing. They, and they alone.

SportsBro and a FinanceBro. All he needs is to be a “EccentricDirectorBro” to complete the triad..

It makes me wonder if they knew she went to the police right away. “Search her phone, officer. I said right in the text that she enjoyed rough sex. There’s a paper trail and everything.”

Can we not call two people raping another person a theesome? Jesus.

My cat just threw an open box of scones off the table in this manner. Can’t even be mad at him for it right now. I want to pick them all up and put them back just to do it myself.

Why does it seem like this is not the first time they’ve done this to someone?

I'd like to say that the number of people who are either okay with, or have a preference with, unconscious women is astounding had I not once awakened to the sight of two men pulling off my jeans after passing out at a party. I have always felt to blame.