Is he actually 5'9", or is he an NBA/Hollywood 5'9" that’s actually 5'7½"?

I’m bored with people like who are bored with people like me because they don’t get that even though we (the olds) invented the damn technology, you tell us we don’t have the right to critique its impact or its use, despite that some of us having been using it for longer than some of you have been alive.

And it looks like her daughter didn’t get Reese’s Elbow chin, which is nice. Hashtag can’t unsee.

“it’s more than possible to carry on a lengthy monologue or discussion in bite-sized, character-limited chunks, so that aspect is just objectively, demonstrably wrong”

I think he was just poking fun at the 140 character limit on Twitter, which makes difficult to finish a full, deep thought on a serious matter...

I had drinks with a old friend tonight. Hadn’t caught up in ages, so was showing the obligatory kid pics. Got the usual, “Wow, they look just like their Dad!” In desperation for pictorial validation, I showed him my high school graduation pic (that my Mom dug up a few weeks ago). I shit you not, he said, “Whoa, I…

Hoarders gives me too much anxiety and makes me nauseous especially when thy hoard like rotten food like I can’t. This mornings Maury that I caught a bit of before work was a woman and her boyfriend and her boyfriends dad and she was there to take a lie detector test to prove that she didn’t sleep with the dad. Bf…

Trick choice. Never wear pants. It’s the one social advantage of being a woman. I haven’t worn pants in years and yet have remained gainfully employed.

I have a couple of mild forms. Nothing super cool though. I mind map, and smell temperatures.

Probably true. The Old Bear was funny, stubborn and set in his ways but dammit the man would do anything to help anyone at any time even if he was not living any longer.

it was him. he was there in spirit to help!

They’re from Canada. You wouldn’t know them.

Synesthesia? Actually, that would explain a lot about Yoko.

@Josh Duhamel

Leslie Jones is the best ad campaign GhostBusters 2016 has going.

They caused a head injury to a deaf, partially blind teenager with a brainstem tumor. GOOD JOB, ASSHOLES.

“Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation.”

Don’t Make Me Laugh is the best show on Radio 4. I have not laughed so hard at a radio program in years.

Or it is just Cuckoo, Americanized.

England’s football team has also played a match in the eurocup at least four times, but alas they shot blanks.