I get a “oh my god what are you doing wearing a perpetual turtleneck” illusion whenever I see someone with tattoos taking up the entire neck. Nothing against them or the people who have them but I always do a double take.

Being arrested is not the same as being prosecuted, convicted or bruised but thanks for playing the victim blame game where one mistep trumps multiple real evidence.

Because she’s the one covered in bruises?

Assuming you are reading this from a Western or Industrialized country, you owe it all to dumb luck!

It was brilliant, but your 10% battery is giving me vicarious anxiety

That dog is pretty spot-on. Well done, Double Creature!

My mother visited a few years ago to help me show for a wedding dress and was generally AMPED UP the whole time. The only time I had any peace was when I parked her in front of Netflix - where she watched an entire season of Teen Wolf in like...two and a half days.

My wife gets the Top Ramen.

Did her eye doctor just dilate her pupils or something?

Shut up! I finished that shit in a DAY! #n00b

YES YES Sense8!! Huge, beautiful, brilliant, weird, unique. It’s hard to watch too much in one sitting because each episode is so densely packed that your brain gets full. Definitely watch the Making Of featurette- it will whet your appetite for the new season they’re shooting RIGHT NOW!

Yes! I really liked it, though as far as binge-watching goes could only manage 2 in a row at a time, it’s pretty intense. I really enjoyed S1, though.

OMG Sense8. Why isn’t everybody talking about it all the time?? I know I could. I haven’t watched the special on the making of Sense8 but it’s on my list.

You know, I live in a college town, and I’ve been known to complain about how cavalierly students will cross the street without bothering to check for traffic, but ultimately I know it’s MY responsibility when I’m driving in heavy pedestrian areas to be extra-cautious, knowing that I’m driving a heavy vehicle that can…

Honestly I think if you get behind the wheel of a car drunk or high or even without your glasses when you know you need them and you kill someone then it should be murder 1. You know doing those things is dangerous and you could hurt someone but you do it anyway.

Well, if someone deserves a good buzz, it’s the new mama of 19 puppies.

Lately Andy’s tweets have gotten me all

All I know is that my shih tzu is capable of conducting a much more interesting conversation than either of those two.

So I finally decided to finish setting up my account on the Twitter (I started months ago but lost interest when the name I wanted to use wouldn’t fit), and my account was suspended before I even tweeted anything and when I finally get ‘em to let me use it I was somehow following almost a thousand people.

Is possibly the result of painkillers.