But then she’ll prove she’s One Of The Guys (TM) and they will all appreciate her contributions to the bachelor party. Then she falls in love with the best man, with whom she has a frustrating yet playful sexual tension.

Think of it this way...this is an unusual story, people were punished for harming this girl, and the general consensus of people reading about it is one of disgust. That was not always the case. That is not the case in some parts of the world right now. Things are getting better, but slowly.

OOhh, we’re getting close to Peter Thiel territory there, though. Lets go with the spaceship or a plague.

I didn’t know that Keira was a supermodel, i thought she was a bonified good actress. She seems lovely in all interviews i seen her in.

I don’t think that either the first wife’s experience or Paradis’ experience should matter. Relationships are different with different people. And in the case of the first wife, that marriage ended before Amber was born.

Police SAID they found no evidence. That in no way indicates the truth of what they actually did see. I’ve had police literally look me in my little 8-year-old face with a grown man’s handprint on it and say they weren’t going to do anything about it and that they had no idea what was going on there. Long story short-…

Well, if what Doug says is true (which I doubt)- he’s not doing Johnny any favours by publicly admonishing Amber Heard.

I shared this on another post, but when I was testifying on behalf of a friend who was the victim of domestic abuse the defense attorney explicitly asked if I had punched my friend myself to frame her abusive ex. Thankfully the judge shut him down, but gross people gonna gross. Her asshole ex did three months though,…

He realizes that Amber could have said all that shit AND Johnny still could have beaten her that night too, right?

I’m at the beginning - my waist is thickening majorly and I’m bloated all the time. Added extra is that I have a hard time sleeping and my skin is drying out. Sigh. Good luck!

The best part is no longer having to use birth control!

I vote yes on the motion of ungreying you.

Had a twitter conversation with Margaret Atwood! I wrote a choose-your-own-adventure fanfic for a class on the MaddAddam books, and tweeted the result at her! She actually responded! I nearly died.

I lost my dad to lung cancer (a smoker for 49 years) and every time I hear someone’s making progress quitting, I’m like

Gawker has their own techy billionaire now! So hope is not lost yet!

If Gawker goes down the tubes, reconvene at Twitter? I follow a few Jezzies there already with my relatively new Twitter handle @JuneBug_of_J. I don't post as much as I'd like (kind of like here) but I'm trying to keep up on everyone's conversations!

I finished law school this week!!!*

[Please star so that everyone gets a chance to see this!]

I love Andy Richter on Twitter, and NOT just because he liked one of my tweets.