Do better friends.

I remember a reviewer saying that Crispin Glover somehow managed to be more interesting in a movie where he had barely any lines than the actual main characters of Charlie’s Angels.

I’LL BE ON YOUR PUB QUIZ TEAM. I tried going to a trivia night once with my friends and holy shit did they know nothing. Imagine Jon Snow but times infinity.

Does doing in my boyfriend’s car in the high school parking lot late at night when it was totally empty and then getting caught by the cops count? Apparently somebody who lived nearby saw us drive in (the parking lot is not visible to the neighborhood, but the driveway is) and called the cops. We were in our first or…

I thought maybe he was hiding it b/c it looked hella bad, but I think he looks cute!! I enjoyed his longer hair but this isn’t like a tragic haircut for him or anything.

That’s hardly a “Hitler Youth” haircut. It’s faded on the sides, not undercut. It looks fine, though I miss the early 1D curls. He was a cutie.

If by “it,” you mean eating a packet of relish at the Metropolitan Museum of Art because you’re super stoned, then yes.

Everyone who's been on the show says it's less about what you know (because lots of people know lots of stuff) and more about how well you perform under pressure, and how well you recover from a wrong answer. Which means I would verily suck at Jeopardy.

Monday evening’s episode featured Chuck Todd, S.E. Cupp, and Jonathan Franzen.

The first 5-10 minutes is simultaneously the most romantic and most heartbreaking moment in film. I ugly cried in the theater and was NOT prepared for it. Heed the warnings — have tissues.

I feel like they were waving back at you so it’s good you said something.

So what I’m hearing is that yes, old Barry White fans like me should give this guy a listen. ;-)

“He’s gone through a wave of emotion, from being sad about his situation, being scared, being nervous, being bored at times.”

When you do this, have someone create a go fund me for your bail. I’ll contribute. In fact, we’ll create a pushing him into the charles conga line if you want us too.

If I recall correctly, the issue was that he was too far from home to possibly get back before his curfew when he did that interview. They didn't find out about his other violations until after that.

I know a lot of the time it’s the natural, “Well, this horrifying thing wouldn’t happen to ME because I protect myself using xyz” but 1- This leads to irrational fears and a false sense of safety (i.e. fear of flying because that’s one situation where you have no control, instead of fear of the much more dangerous…

As a classics major this is SO AMAZING!

I imagine training for the Olympics ain’t no joke.

Can someone tell me what are those things scattered in the pool around Ryan Lochte? They look like markers. Are they weights or something?

Connecting electronically, emotionally, spiritually, or in a metaphysical sense? Please clarify.