I’m just going to sit here and continue writing my fanfiction with Eli helping Barba (from SVU) campaign for District Attorney, with Marissa and Nora as trusty sidekicks. It’s all I have left after this garbage finale.

nothing fun is going to happen until the conventions, I expect we’ll have to sift through bunch of this garbage for the next 8 weeks.

I’m sure he’s awful and terrible like all the Tea Partiers are, but I won’t deny it would be pretty fucking sweet to see that shit-eating grin wiped off of Ryan’s face when his inevitable 2020 presidential campaign is ended before it starts because he loses a primary to same no-name yahoo.

Those “before Paul Ryan went to Washington” photos are from waaay before 1999 (when Wikipedia tells me he was elected to Congress). I mean, technically yes, they are from before he went to Washington...but the GM 100 millionth car pic is from before he was even born.

Based on Palin’s background, are we sure she wasn’t saying “Paul Ryan and his elk?

“Forget the election. Why don’t we just have the nominees square off in a giant mud pit while the electorate pelts them with clods of dirt and old lunch meat?”

I think the makeup on the right isn’t great and thar’s why she looks different. Good call on the eyebrows.

I cannot see anywhere that anyone has been snarky about the handsome half-naked athlete in prime condition snuggling his new baby.

Can we talk about the name “Boomer Robert Phelps” please?

This seems relevant:

And you’re just going to leave us hanging like that?!

Is your son actually a cat and you haven’t noticed?

No, come on. Everybody knows what the shuttle looked like right? And that it wasn’t a shuttle that went to the moon? Or am I really that old?

I’m a space nerd, but I’d hope that you don’t have to be one to tell two of the most iconic vehicles of the 20th century apart.

Nah, that is REALLY annoying.

YES!

Showing how old I am, I can say I’ve seen a few rock concerts. Elton John. The Who. Led Zeppelin. Aerosmith. Uriah Heep. Even (drumroll, please) Iron Butterfly. And maybe not so rocky: Arlo Guthrie, Judy Collins, Maria Muldaur. And lots and lots and lots of jazz bands/artists.

Oh, I’m exactly the same when it comes to Taylor Swift! (Except for the nice voice, though - that she does not have.)

if it’s a text quote from another article, “caucuses” should probably be [sic]ed. i suspect what he said was Caucasus, i.e. the mountain range in eastern europe between georgia & azerbaijan on the south, and russia on the north.