I mean sometimes I would rather not encounter difficult things (eg stray dogs in foreign countries) but that's reality and when you live in the real world, you don't dictate when other free beings will encounter you.

Yep. In Seattle the continuous response to calls for rent control or increased wages is “If you can’t afford to live here, you should move!!!”

The idea that successfully holding down a job and making rent entitles you to complete freedom from perceiving the unhappiness of others is so breathtakingly narcissistic.

So much rage. I lived in the bay area for 15 years and I ended up in tech after college. San Francisco was always expensive and full of homeless people, but once those fucktards started making money they really screwed the local property values. I was born in SoCal and what really drives the chronically homeless…

For real. My jaw dropped reading that line. What a fucking clueless douche of the highest degree.

TBH I would be disappointed if it didn’t feel like a low budget commercial for tequila mixer.

A long while back, a friend of mine asked me why he knew who Lauren Conrad & Heidi Montag were, even though he’d never watched or read about “The Hills”, and I came up with this theory that there’s just so much micro-information about all of these micro-celebrities out there in the air that we just absorb it by some…

Can we give Bette Midler her own pundit show that’s just a half hour of GOP burns and show tunes?

Between his Dad and his soon-to-be-stepdad (Rupert Murdoch), you would hope that someone would just set up a reverse Truman Show thing for him (ie he thinks he’s filming a popular TV show, but nothing is being recorded, everyone is paid to create the illusion it is functioning production).

what, pray-tell, is a VAMPIRE BREASTLIFT

I’m sorry, Tony. I was only making fun of you because of my own deep insecurities. You made that cow vest work.

They are not. My friend submitted her dog who looks EXACTLY like Christoph Waltz and they have routinely ignored her.

Gwyneth Patrows toilet paper..

Vampire breast lift eh? I think that’s where the dude from Twilight shows up at your door and tries to get to second base over Netflix and popcorn.

I really want to know what makes a $250 sex toy worth it but I’m not trying to figure it out on my work computer.

She did went through that double mastectomy last year, it probably was very hard on her health, plus she was always thin, so I don’t believe she’s involved with drugs or have an eating disorder. Why are you assuming that? I don’t she was ever a junkie; she experimented, but I don’t think she was hooked on it tbh.

Alls I’m saying is that cow is not a slimming look if you’re concerned about that.

Bro here, I like Hillary and Bernie. And whoever gets the nomination on the dem side will get my support.

This applies 1000% in law school. I even got what we call “book awards” for having the highest grade in both of our writing classes, and I was still mansplained to every time we had a study group.

It really says a lot about the Mannings that they thought it was a good idea to go after this woman in the book “they wrote”. Ignore the incident, acknowledge it in anodyne terms, whatever, but even setting aside the subsequent harassment of sending material to her new employers, why would they go in for a little…