Straw Man argument.

I would never imply that James Woods is a cocaine addict. I’d simply allow others to observe his behavior and decide for themselves.

One cannot dispute that he is a ridiculous scum clown-boy, though.

Could Bernie sue for defamation under the same act? Being called a scarecrow is pretty rough stuff

One of my son’s friends comes from a home where they have a two-level garage with six cars in total, as well as a Hollywood-style outdoor pool, etc. For all the accoutrements, though, he asks kind of poignant questions. (Do you really make cookies at home? Do you miss your older son at college? Why does (other son)…

I feel like having been on Jez with you for some time now, you’d never be rich enough to not know how many cars you have because you’d be the kind of rich person who uses their money for things that make you and your friends/family super happy and that help other people, and not stockpiling cars...

“Everyone told me not to bring the monkey. I was like, ‘It’s gonna be fine, guys!’ It was”—he shuts his eyes—“the farthest thing from fine.”

I said “city,” not “crime scene.”

I have no idea. I always went to the Borders ones (RIP).

I hope it turns out that Ron and Hermione had a rough custody battle and now Ron lives in a shit neighborhood and has a drinking problem.

If they wind up turning Harry Potter into Harry “Rabbit” Angstrom I’m going to be very disappointed.

It seems particularly unfair, since Catherine Zeta Jones is currently staring in a comedy movie just out in the UK. So she is still getting work.

Seeing as humans haven’t even gotten past the moon, I think the jury is still out on smell. It’s probably just mother earth’s b.o.

I always first think of an accountant from Price Waterhouse.

I think this cat looks more like Adam Driver than the famous one.

“Suki Waterhouse” sounds like a really overpriced airport restaurant that puts too much salt on all their food.

What happens to all the tabloids when you’re finished perusing them each week, Bobby? Do you put them in the break room? Is bathroom magazine reading an acceptable office practice? Do you donate them to local doctors’ offices?

I respect you respecting her privacy. That's very thoughtful.

You got to peg your man, AND you got a in a good core workout?

My man and I recently delved into pegging. We had done plenty of butt play with his glass dildo, but a few weeks ago, I invested in a harness and pretty purple strap-on. I pegged him, he loved it. But the next day? Holy christ! My back! My core! So sore. I had no idea I was getting such a good workout.

Pretty sure it's just for modesty on TV. I can't say I've NEVER had sex with my bra on but generally it comes off. I want my partner touching me there so why would I keep them covered up?