Honestly this endless field trip part of her job is the only thing about it that I find attractive. I would LOVE going to sheep shearings, nursery school openings and ship christenings.

Isn’t Broad City, roughly very roughly speaking,Peep Showish? God what am I trying to say.

Underwire bikini top from Freya, cup szed (42 H my boobs aren’t here to play)_) swim capris and oversized swim shirt from landsend because I don’t like skin cancer.

Donate the Always pads to a shelter or a school. 

And I have everything for that!!

My kids do it. I hate ranch dressing.

I need the recipe for the Korean cucumbers.

I’m 6ft woman and I offer. But what bugs me is when people think I work at the grocery store. I don’t know where the bleach is!

This is beautiful. I could cry.

what’s a mood board?

I made a cake. I’m listening to my favorite songs of 2018 from my Spotify list (I want it to be known that a shape note hymn rolled into

Vomit.

Not to a true WASP, though.

Some men just think they are way too irresistible.

I think she means if he has a fake passport and the dollars he can Gary Glitter it.

what cult?

I’m starting to think these men think pregnancy is like an alarm clock or something and the second an egg and sperm meet you are pregnant and know. Now of course many fertililzed eggs never implant at all, and this alarm doesn’t exist. With my second pregnancy I thought I was diabetic, not pregnant.

She did quit social media for quite some time.

Why not? I have friends that have been engaged for 7 years.

As I know nothing about the Jonas brothers and intend to keep it that way as much as possible (My hands are full with Big Bang) Joe is now my favorite Jonas brother.