So glad to hear it!!

Henry the VIII’s 5th wife was beheaded for her sluttery.

Projectile vomiting.

Those palm tattoos don’t last so if you are going to make a dumb mistake, that, or the inner lip (where no one will see it) are the best places.

Read the headline and literally said “OH FUCK” outloud. I know exactly who will vote for her.

SOOO good! 

There are chocolate wafer cookies that may be what you are after.

DAMMIT! I wish I could make you a lasagna or something (my traditional offering to mugging victims.)  My recovery from my disc replacement surgery is going really well. I haven’t taken pain killers all day and worked this week (a shortened schedule). Many of the people I serve came in with DELIGHT seeing me back in my…

Where I live, *if reported* it is automatically considered attempted murder. (i mean obviously if it isn’t reported then no one is charged anything. )

true enough but constantly hedging your bets with a 17 year old isn’t a great way to enter the empty nesting years (have a 21 yr old and a 17 yr old.)

That kid isn’t gonna care if she’s up with him or not when he is a teen.

So Tommy Lee is the parent with the voice of reason?

My screen name is after a cow in Poland ran away and someone on Jez referred to her as “freedom cow.” My user pic...I’m not as hairy but that dowager cat and I share a resemblance.

Well I’ve had 2 new pieces of spine since last Friday. I’ve been really overwhelmed by how much love I’ve gotten - recieved roses, had at least one meal delivered everyday, got an instacart gift certificate, the teens and younger kids that I work with have all sent me get well cards (homemade, so good.) And my work…

Is getting laid on the regular the problem? Or is it that you want a romantic relationship with someone? I’d write out what I want / thought was missing to clarify it. you may not have to move and get rid of the things you like/love about your life. 

yep. Remember you are growing a whole new brain inside you!

Even though alcohol may not be a factor - hit up an Alanon or Adult Children’s group. They can help you with boundaries etc.  God this sounds like a control thing - li

KNow your audience.

My husband says “I’d like to enjoy our marital relations.”

Sings, bakes AND fucks? Thats a trifecta right there.