Sticky vibe! Remember that 38 to 42 weeks is normal gestation!

rMy Christmas ended up being good although I was depressed (I basically can’t use my dominant side without pain and I have expectation, unreasonable.) My husband did get me an oil painting I’d been coveting, and a bio of Buffy Ste. Marie. My bestie got me a Hello Kitty wifi speaker which is actually good. My 17 year…

It is never out of place, to me at least, to remind folks of possible help. I have depression too (and Christmas was a doozy.)

Oh jeez, thinking of you ,, FWIW.

holy fuck...

This wwon’t win but one NYE my boyfriend (now husband) and I were at a party, and then ran home to “ring in the New Year” - we were broke as fuck. as we were running home, he broke his toe. (I mean we didn’t know) but I found a shopping cart and put him in it and pushed him to my place.

wrong, it is the way I keep up with my Thai television stars.

As long as he doesn’t monkey the dog, it is sort of fine. 

Pretty hilarious to me! What an ass he must have felt.

spill

Holy fuck, thinking of you FWIW. All the bad words.

There has to be a picture of you with your original gifts..

I grant this. I either never knew or didn’t remember that she had cancer. 

lI am unreasonably excited. Donna Martin Graduates! Will they just kill Brenda? God, how satisfying some ghoulish meeting up at Brenda’s celebration of life would be! How many grandbabies is Andrea raising?

I’m feeling so profoundly grateful that I will never meet Andy Cohen or have him ask me inane questions. I’m a lot on edge and being asked if I liked beingg the big or little spoon would have me screaming DON”T FUCKING TOUCH ME WHEN I SLEEP.

I’m whispering bck at you. It makes me feel dirty.

This is the best Christmas carol of all time

Fuck. And yet Dick Cheney still lives.

I ‘ve had a few D&C’s and they aren’t that bad. I had one before my endometrial ablation (that was the most painful thing I’ve ever experienced, and I did induced labor with no painkillers.) I can’t take Demerol (allergy fun!) so I had some cocktail that worked for the D&C . I had to sing through the ablation. 

I talked my 17 yr old son into dying his hair blue black. he looks fantastic.