Well it is good practice for having a toddler I guess - I always knew where all the bathrooms were then.

We sleep with our pekingese, aned he can be as bad as cats we slept with. But if you are human..DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME WHEN I SLEEP. I have insomnia - sleep is my precious.

She was so great in Gotham too. 

If I’m ever feeling blue, spending a holiday with Dakota Johnson, Chris Martin and Paltrow sounds like the worst. I kind of have a morbid curiosity though. Someone be a fly on the wall for me and report back as to what they talked about.

I’m going to have to show him - he’s taking animation and video production.

Yep! They are having a great time too. He just became a “certified game master” too so hopefully it gave him the chops to kill them all in an entertaining way.

My son is turning 17 tomorrow. He’s a 6 ft 3 now...and still growing. And I adore this picture of him.

Candle I got today.

Postpartum doula here - sleep when the baby sleeps. No sleep training until 6 months. Lots of other advice if you want it. (Harvey Karp is a genius!) And if you can manage it, get 15 minutes of “you” tiem a day - where you watch youtube videos, or shower or just do something for yourself.

Yesterday, I got away from my mom for awhile and went and had a pedicure then had lunch by myself while I read and it was fucking bliss.

Oh honey...this is so hard. As an adult child - think about Alanon (for your mom too.) Changed my life for the better and just take the meat and leave the bones.

so sorry for your loss.

.Fuck a formal thread, if it doesn’t happen, let’s just hijack one. Hang in there - I can’t imagine the strides you have made to get out of homelessness and have a beloved kitty safe and snug inside

In solidarity with you. My mom is visiting and it is just no use getting into most things with her. Everything practically is some complaint - I did manage to win the fight that when making New England Boiled dinner the point is to boil everything together, not seperately. and spices other than salt and pepper are…

It was in a small business but it could have originated at Archie McPhees

My son, who is turning 17, is having a party (DnD — all dudes.) One has never met us before and he said ‘you bought pink party hats for P’s birthday?” My son replied “No. They were purchased for a Korean pop star’s birthday.” (which is true....)

I just bought a christmas ornament that is black and says Meh.

It really is. I tried to do a reverse strip tease last night for my husband putting that stuff on. 

Our theory was that she wanted us to know she had had sex that somehow ripped it (which I can’t figure out unless he had an ampallang that was curvy- google ampallang at your own risk) and that she might be pregnant. 

I’m having neurological issues which mean that my dominant side is pretty fucking painful, I’ve been sleeping with my arms tied to my sides (because if I raise them above my head I wake up in agony.) (And if you ever want to feel super foxy, a cpap, a scarf on your head and your arms tied to your side will not do it.…