I tweet terrible ideas for porn. Erotically forced use of a dialup modem, for example.

V.I.P on the Flower Road! :)

Masturbation is sex! 

Do you think after Big Bang Theory goes away that searching for gifs of T.O.P from Big Bang will be easier and not lead to random Johnny Galecki gifs?

 He hasn’t though - she’s still doing things for him. As soon as those kids can say “no” to visitation, I bet she’s out.

They don’t think that those tweets are wrong or bad in any way.

Yes I think they have- at least all the yutes I know just go to youtube.

You aren’t supposed to send her death threats because you didn’t care for her acting or her character. (The character is of course not her fault as she didn’t write the character.) Or use racist terms to describe her character etc. 

Havje you read Jezebel before? Sometimes there is a longer piece on something that is given a snippet in Dirtbag. But longer pieces take longer to write. So while this may not be a case of it - I don’t foresee the future - this has happened numerous times.

Knew it would launch in So. Korea. Any perusal of Kpop will show men wearing make up. (G-Dragon, so hot.)

“Common Law” marriages aren’t legal in all states. And you need to provide a lot more paperwork to show. If your life partner is having a cardiac arrest, they want the next of kin to make decisions, assuming you don’t have a durable power of health attorney (and even then it can be ignored by a hospital - even though…

e were just talking about this - a woman we know was with her partner for 45 years, they didn’t document anything legally and now it is hell dealing with doctors and lawyers as he is declining suddenly and rapidly

What a weird fucking week. I saw a friend (he stayed overnight at our place) that I hadnt seen in 27 years about. He really knew me at one of the worst points of my life and helped save it and also knew me when I was living with my spiritual twin who died in 1991. It brought up SO MUCH STUFF. In a good way but I was…

Good luck, I’m in my 50s and on the slow but sane journey. I’ve lost 20+ lbs ini thepast 8 months but slow and steady wins the race. I made some big changes to my diet and now am listening to my hunger (which is huge) and acknowleging that everything is in a single serving container for me.

They should change the name to that. 

WaPo, LA Times, local rag and Boston Globe is where we get our news. /nerds

4I had sort of met my husband at a Sonic Youth show, and at a Big Black show (yay 80s!) but the first night we actually talked I went home and called my mom and told her I was going to marry him. 31 years later (almost 27 of mawwiage) here we are together.

That wedding looks like my worst nightmare. Are they using port-a-potties? Bugs! Dirt! no dance floor!

I hadn’t seen that before, ye gods. Thank you!

Sigh, so sassy.